Thought these might brighten someone's day - or give you food for thought:
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.